What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:51

Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
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Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.